The Shortest Biennale Review

Best missed pavilions (presumably):
🇹🇬 Togo, 🇧🇬 Bulgaria

Best one-line joke pavilions:
🇵🇱 Poland (funniest of all), 🇪🇪 Estonia (insulation shocks tourists)

Best self-care pavilions:
🇩🇰 Denmark (dig and tell), 🇫🇮 Finland (endless repairs), 🇰🇷 South Korea (🐜🐜🐜🐜)

Best bombastic pavilions:
🇩🇪 Germany (Wagnerian), 🇺🇸 USA (cut a forest for your porch)

Best wartime pavilions:
🇱🇻 Latvia (🦔 against 🇷🇺), 🇺🇦 Ukraine (roofs for resistance), 🇱🇧 Lebanon (seeds for peace)

Best tasteful pavilion:
🇪🇸 Spain (⚖️)

Greenest 🌿🌱🍃over-achiever pavilions:
🇧🇪 Belgium, 🇲🇽 México

Biggest pillow pavilions:
🇦🇷 Argentina, 🇧🇭 Bahrain (🧡🦁🏆)

Most puzzling pavilions:
🇯🇵 Japan (the building speaks, but …)

Best ever parametric pavilion:
🇷🇸 Serbia (🧶 knitting beats computing)

Best extra dry pavilion:
🇨🇭Switzerland (🔎 discover a woman without showing her work 🙃)

Best scaffolding:
✝️ Holy See, 🇫🇷 France, 🇭🇰 Hong Kong

Best bad art show:
🇦🇺 Australia,

🇬🇧 Great Britain, 🇸🇪🇫🇮🇳🇴 Nordic Countries Pavilion (maybe someone can explain?)

Best bad idea:
🇳🇱 Netherlands (🍺 draining a sports bar)

Best no Biennale shows:
Architecture of the Barricade (🔥) Arsenale Institute for the Politics of Representation, Diagrams (🌎🌍🌏) Fondazione Prada

Best models:
🇲🇰 North Macedonia (Heavy Metal Brutalism)

Best party:
🇦🇹 Austria (a Piranesean fortress on Sant‘Andrea island ⛴️)

Best bags:
🇺🇿 Uzbekistan (☀️ sun reflector),

CCA (variatio delectat)

Best 🦁 lion statement:
Solidarity with Serbian protesters (Vladan Joler)

 

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Review

Intelligens. Natural. Artificial. Collective, Venice Architecture Biennale, Venice

Italy

05/10-11/23/2025

curated by Carlo Ratti